FUCK

Friends Usually Choose Kissing

Friends U Can Keep

Frequently Uses Condom Knowledge

Fills Up Come Keepers

Fornicating Until Called King

Firmly Under Control Kitten?

Follow Until Can Kidnap?

Forget Unless Conceiving Kids?

Fearing Unexpected Consequences Known

Feeling Unloved, Craving Kindness

Feeling Unlucky, Crappy Karma

Feeling Unappreciated Creates Karma

Finally Understanding Cancels Karma

Failed Urination Contaminates Kitchens?

Fantasies Unfulfilled Can Kill

Faking Until Caught Key

F - Friendly
U - Understanding
C - Caring
K - Kind