FEMA

Flawed Erratic Misguided Agency

Foolishly Expecting Meaningful Aid

Finding Excuses Makes Able

Fake Earthquake Means Alibi

Flooding Encourages Military Action

Freedom Exhausts Most Americans

Food Eradication Multiplies Apathy

Funding Evil Magnifies Atrocities

Foreign Enemy Might Allow

Fallen Extraterrestrial Meddling Aliens

Few Examples May Apply