FEMA
Flawed Erratic Misguided Agency
Foolishly Expecting Meaningful Aid
Finding Excuses Makes Able
Fake Earthquake Means Alibi
Flooding Encourages Military Action
Freedom Exhausts Most Americans
Food Eradication Multiplies Apathy
Funding Evil Magnifies Atrocities
Foreign Enemy Might Allow
Fallen Extraterrestrial Meddling Aliens
Few Examples May Apply
Foolishly Expecting Meaningful Aid
Finding Excuses Makes Able
Fake Earthquake Means Alibi
Flooding Encourages Military Action
Freedom Exhausts Most Americans
Food Eradication Multiplies Apathy
Funding Evil Magnifies Atrocities
Foreign Enemy Might Allow
Fallen Extraterrestrial Meddling Aliens
Few Examples May Apply